Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.