Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

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ChinkedIn.

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So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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You're about to meet da-feet!

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Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

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Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.