What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

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What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.