What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?

Nanking Donuts

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do you call someone who is racist against Asians?

Riceist.