What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)