What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

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Your Ti"ming"!

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Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!