What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.