What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

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What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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DINO-MITE!

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Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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A toy-

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What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

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Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive