What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Semi-retired.

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Jesus, take the wheel!

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Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!