What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.