What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

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What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

tooth-hurty

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.