What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

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I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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Dental floss.

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What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive