What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.