What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a productive Asian?

China get something done.

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.