Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

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Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.