Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.