Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.