Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

What is the political correct term for hipster?

conjoined twins.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James