Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary