Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight