Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

Let's meet up in the corner.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked