Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...