Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.