Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight