Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout