Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river