Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.