Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river