Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

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What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.