What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.