What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

What do you call someone who can't dance?

A white guy.

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!