What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!