What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.