What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker