What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz