Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
Nyet long. He's always Russian.
Amputin
A soviet seamen
Gulag to you too.
Because he went crackers.
A cracker with cheese.
Rigor tortoise.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Putin on the Ritz.
One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.