What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion