What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.