What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!