Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.