Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.