Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In