What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.