What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey