What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.