What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.