What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.