What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

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What do you call a knight made out of clay?

Sir Amick

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin