What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

Loin Jokes More Loin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!