What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin