What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

A: He has got no beef.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Loin Jokes More Loin Jokes

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

Sir Loin Jokes More Sir Loin Jokes

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!