What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Loin Jokes More Loin Jokes

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Sir Loin Jokes More Sir Loin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin