What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.