What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.