What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream