Ceasar Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

Little Ceasar Jokes More Little Ceasar Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp, and even.

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.