Ceasar Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad