Ceasar Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Whats a frogs favourite website??

REDDIT