Ceasar Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do you call pizza that isn't yours?

Impersonal pizza

What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Little Ceasar Jokes More Little Ceasar Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

What did one frog say to the other?

Reddit

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all