Reposte Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

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