Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of dead, visually impaired people?

Horizontal blinds.

What do you call a group of Rhode Islanders?

A traffic accident.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Troll Jokes More Troll Jokes

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman