Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
They only wanna go down on her once a month
You use tulips.
Horizontal blinds.
A traffic accident.
European
A tuba toothpaste.
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Parabolems?
They get bee'd up
The Adhomineminal Snowman