Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.

Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a group of politically similar crows?

A cawcus

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

Troll Jokes More Troll Jokes

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.