Naughty by Nature
That's a salt!
Uluruakbar
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
They both abhor a vacuum.
To boost his link karma!
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)