What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude