What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

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Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!