G'night mate
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Cremate
They bee hive
Rice-ist!
They have a chip on both shoulders.
Prison food
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Purrth.
Aussie Aus-born.
Uluruakbar
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Cheque, mate!
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
Stone Cold Steve Irwin
Rise up lights
Check, mate!
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)
Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee
Bidet, mate.
Cheers, mate.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
Aloe, mate. I'm sorry
a gang-aroo
They'll tell you.
They keep saying check, mate.
Gold
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
A New Zealander
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Good eye!
Stockholm Syndrome.
Boo-meringue
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
A broomerang!
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
Czechmate
Double check, mate
getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*
They've a chip on both shoulders
Cake.
He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss
It's stalemate
A glutamate.
Oz Moses.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Check, mate.
1961
Because he had Somalia.
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
So-Bear!
winnie the Philosopooh
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(
His family advertised it as a barbecue.
he was tired of coffin.
Catsper.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Because it doesn't discriminate.
