How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

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How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

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A bad magician

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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.