What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.