What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

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1961

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How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.