What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.