A water sprinkler.
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Mississippi.
because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.
Trigger.
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
They were my friends. :(
A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.