How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What do you call a chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

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What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic