How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

How does a Chinese cat say hello?

Mi Hao.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!