How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable?

Buock choi

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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.