How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time?

Tooth Hurty

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers