How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?

Nanking Donuts

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

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What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.