How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

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What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

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What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)