What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips