What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.