What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.