Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

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