Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.