Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.