What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

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How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

What do Emos and automatic lights have in common?

They'll both off themselves eventually.

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What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

What would a depressed Abraham Lincoln do?

Slit the writ of habeas corpus.