Slit Jokes

What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

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What would a depressed Abraham Lincoln do?

Slit the writ of habeas corpus.

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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

Emos Jokes More Emos Jokes

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry