Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.