What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Liar Jokes More Liar Jokes

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.