What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Liar Jokes More Liar Jokes

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

What do you call a sober Irishman?

A liar.