What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Liar Jokes More Liar Jokes

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

liars