What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami