Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

Obtain Jokes More Obtain Jokes

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

John Cougar Melon Camp Jokes More John Cougar Melon Camp Jokes

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.