What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot