What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!