What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.