What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip