What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.