Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
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There were no jokes in the Post.
The Moo York Times
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
To get to the other side of the story.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
C4.
A: A newspaper.
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It's not hard.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
The Daily Moos.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
The newspaper.
Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars.
To remote Islands
Try some sparkly earrings.
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
The SWAT team
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Both are a play on words.
One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.
Michael Jackson
