Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
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There were no jokes in the Post.
The Moo York Times
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
To get to the other side of the story.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
C4.
A: A newspaper.
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It's not hard.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
The Daily Moos.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
The newspaper.
I prefer both of them shaken
A swallow.
Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)
Man, wall mounts are awesome."
Stephen Speilbug !
Flying a plane.
They're more of a kids meal.
Thanks for the mammaries!
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
Punch him in the nose.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
The SWAT team
