How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !