What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Why are anorexic people cannibals?

Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.

Maintain Jokes More Maintain Jokes

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Pinch Jokes More Pinch Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch."