What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

Calculus Student Jokes More Calculus Student Jokes

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant"

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."