What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Calculus Student Jokes More Calculus Student Jokes

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits