What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits