Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."