What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."