What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What do you call a racist police officer?

A Police Officer

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

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