What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."