Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.