Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."