Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.