Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone