Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

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The leash goes slack

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What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.