How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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Nonanol.

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Just order them without liver."