How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Which cheese is the loneliest?

Prov-alone!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.