What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.