What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!