What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

What is harder said than done?

Your mom

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross