What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it