What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.