What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Macaque Jokes More Macaque Jokes

What is your mom's favorite animal?

Macaque.

What's a woman's favorite monkey?

Macaque.