What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

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What's a woman's favorite monkey?

Macaque.

What is your mom's favorite animal?

Macaque.