What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

What's a woman's favorite monkey?

Macaque.