What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What do you call a cow... With three legs?

Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs .... YOUR MOM.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Ax Jokes More Ax Jokes

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.