What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.