What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.