What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.