What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

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What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

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Swiper no swiping!!

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.