How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places