How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

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What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.