How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!