What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality