What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.