What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What's the best name for a cigarette company?

TOBA Co

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.